15 hours ago

funny work meeting today abt "returning to the office" we have folks that have no interest in coming back if we hav… https://t.co/lf3bSGs2TY

1 day ago

if yr still using regular rice instead of cauliflower rice....there's something very very wrong with you (which i guess covers most of asia)

2 days ago

hey if i MADE a kid i can muzzle it & inject it with whatever experimental shit i want…it’s the beauty of parenthood ♥️

2 days ago

did you ever have a neighbor so scary that you bought rope in case you had to escape down yr balcony---like if he m… https://t.co/zVjXnvlvmt