1 hour ago

this ad keeps coming up in my feed...is it weird that i find this pic so fucking adorable? (also wtf everyone knows… https://t.co/6m5z2HUhHp

2 hours ago

my metabolism is ready for a catastrophe...i pretty sure i could live a whole month on one almond if i don’t bike anywhere

2 hours ago

why i like twitter more than facebook: i can type :) and it doesn't turn into 🙂 I NEED FULL EMOJI CONTROL!

19 hours ago

who needs hand dryers when u have hair & who needs hair products when u periodically have wet and/or dirty hands? win win