2 days ago

sign in my hotel fitness center said “no alcoholic beverages” which seemed really weird…i thought i was the only on… https://t.co/eVr49b0g2C

1 week ago

new show idea: whore-ders "if you wanna bone me yr gonna have to roll around on my piles of garbage & dead cats"

3 weeks ago

why do all my relatives have bread in their homes? do they not know that carbs are still the enemy?!

3 weeks ago

my brother has a printed list of things that he packs when going camping with his wife & 2 kids it's longer than t… https://t.co/CH3UGe5hVs